Some dirty lyrics

Fly Room · **Joined:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:35 am **Posts:** 10

There was a young lady at sea
Who said “Gosh, how it hurts me to pee.”
“I see,” said the mate,
“That accounts for the state
Of the Captain, the purser, and me.”

There was a young fellow from Florida,
Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, “God strike me dead,
This isn’t a cunt, it’s a corridor!”

Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
Masturbating alone late at night,
She rubbed that hot gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right..

“I’ll tell you,” smiled prom chairman Mose,
“Why Peggy’s the prom queen I chose:
She’s as cheerfully free
As the wind on the sea -
And besides, like the wind, Peggy blows!”

summer · **Joined:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:53 am **Posts:** 2

Wonderful lyrics. from where did you get these.One from my side
There was a gal named Lil
Who used a stick of dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina in south carolina
and part of her tits in brazil..

house wife · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:04 pm **Posts:** 4

New Teacher: boys ap apna nam aur hobby btaen

1 boy: Adnan,to watch bubble in bath tub

2nd Boy:Salman,To watch bubble in bath tub

3rd Boy:Sunny,to watch bubble in bath tub

Teacher: sb ke ek he hobby, ab girls btaen

Girl: my name is bubble,.....

:mrgreen:

house wife · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:04 pm **Posts:** 4

English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we

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Son:What has 50 legs, big blue eyes on stems, and a red body with green stripes?

Dad: I give up, What?

Son: I don't know either, but it's crawling on your collar right this minute.

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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usman · **Joined:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:06 am **Posts:** 27

wow very nice lyriks i've ever met on net
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