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funny jokesBed-Room Golf
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Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:51 PM

1.Each player must bring his own equipment, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, you should try to get the club into the hole and keep
balls out.

4. The owner of the track reserves the right to investigate the shaft stiffness
before play begins.

5. The owner of the track has the right to restrict club length to avoid damage
to the hole.

6. The idea of the game is to offend as many times as possible until the owner
of the track is happy and the game is executed. Fail this one can be denied
access to play on the pitch again.

7. It is considered bad form to play the hole as soon as you have come onto the
pitch. More experienced players take the time to admire the track with special
attention to shapes and curves.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention the names of other courses they have
played on or as a regular player on the owner of the current runway.Gale track
owners have in this context, several injured players' equipment.

9. Players are recommended to bring proper rain gear for safety's sake.

10.Players should ensure themselves that their match is booked and confirmed,
especially when a new runway will be played for the first time.Many players were
mad when they discovered a second player on the runway they regard as their home
ground.

11. Slow playing is recommended but players should be prepared to proceed at a
faster pace, at least in part, if track owner wanted to.

12. It is perceived as an outstanding performance to play the same hole several
times during a match.

Posted by Meredith
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funny jokesCar for christmas
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Thursday, July 8, 2010 1:35 PM

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman
father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet
some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can
get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your
hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really
impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the
work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have
to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the
course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John
the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...'
replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'

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funny jokeslanding strip
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 4:26 PM

a girl was wearing a low-cut strapless gown and a gold necklace on which was
hanging a golden aeroplane.she could not avoid noticing a young man who kept
looking at her, especially at the necklace.
Finally she said to him `you like my airplane?'
He smiled `No maam I was just admiring the landing strip' 

Posted by fenni
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funny jokesNever Trust a woman
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 4:24 PM

A guard on a railway train was telling how u can never trust a woman.

seems once he noticed that there was a girl all alone in a compartment. Then at
a later station, he noticed that a man got on the train, sat in the same
compartment, and started reading his newspaper. A little later the two of them
were talking. When the guard looked again, they had pulled down the blinds.

Presently, her scarf was thrown out of the window. Then , after fairly long
intervals, came her pull-over and then her blouse. After that, it was her skirt
that went out. And then it was her slip. Next her bra. Next one stocking and
then the other. Then her garter-belt. Then her panties.

`And then , he said `she pulled the alarm cord!' 

Posted by neeraj verma
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funny jokesbought a ticket
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Sunday, May 9, 2010 2:21 PM

A fool want to watch the movie in cinema and bought a ticket. Then he came and
bought a new ticket, and thus he made a few times.

"Why do you buy tickets all the time?", Asked cashier.
"Yes, there is a man at the entrance, and he continues to tear my tickets in
pieces! 

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