how much it weighs

Friday, March 12, 2010 5:30 PM

In a small vest BANK you could invest savings in laptops. The entire board was
there to describe machine carefully . There was of course talking about RAM,
hard disk, software, physical size and weight.
Since the presentation was nearing completion, one may still ask the question he
had long thought about:
- It is now very well that it only weighs 3.8 kg. But how much it weighs so when
all the programs are put in?

Posted by mau55
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Any1 is there

Wednesday, March 3, 2010 6:59 PM

A climber was climbing the side of a mountain on Mount Everest when he lost his
footing and began to slides towards the abyss - to certain death! On the way
down, he was lucky to grab a bush that grew on the stones.
He was well aware that he was all alone on the mountain, but cried anyway:
- Anyone here?
Silence.
Again he screamed:
- Anyone here?
Again there came no answer.
He began experiencing pain in his arms to cling to the sand and tried one last time:
- Anyone here?
Suddenly the sound of a loud, booming voice: - I am here.
- Who are you? asked climber.
- I am God.
- Help me! cried the desperate climber.
- Release the bush, and I'll take you, "said the voice.
There was silence for a long time, so said the climber:
- Is there anyone else present?

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embarrassing situation

Saturday, February 27, 2010 10:21 PM

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel
bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain
physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is
enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO,
THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".

The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection".

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even
get on the bed!" 

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lemon max

Sunday, February 21, 2010 7:34 PM

ham sey koi gila ho jay to maaf karna
yaad na kar paey to maaf karna


dil sey ham ap ko kabhi bhooltey nahi
par yeh dil hi ruk jay to maaf karna

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lemon max

Sunday, February 21, 2010 7:32 PM

chahtey hain woh ham sey aisi chahat ka vada
jaisey   !
!
!
!
lemon max ghulay kam aur chaley ziada

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