Cellphone SMS

MS Office
Pathan attending an interview in a Software House. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Pathan: If U give me the address I will go there sir

Superman
What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Girl's Wish
Husband apna white ho,lambi uski height ho ghusay ka wo light ho,pocket uski tight ho jab sas sey meri fight ho,boley begum tum right ho

Sweet Mother
Once I asked my luck how my future is in your view? Luck replied! I'm surprised that you have a sweet mother and you are asking me about luck, Go and listen your mother's prayer you will judge yourself Where you Will Stand In Future

Innocent Reply
Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!

Leg Piece
Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Illeagle
Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain? Pathan: Eagle. Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to? Pathan: Illegal.

Cellphone SMS (Part 2)