SMS Fun

A woman needs four pets
A woman needs four pets: - a tiger in bed - a mink in the closet - a jaguar in the garage
- and an old pig to pay the shit!

how was your date?
- How was your date?
- Raging quickly. He was fast, so I was furious.

Millionaire in a few years
- She has made ​​her husband a millionaire in a few years.
- Wow, what was he before?
- billionaire ...

Hurry to pack
A man discovers that he has won 2 million in lottery and dials straight home to his wife.
- hurry to pack. Now raised.
- Should I pack the summer or winter?
- It does not matter. Just you're away when I get home.

Born in Germany
One boy to another ...
- "Whew, I am tired today."
- "Why so?"
- "I have had German in 4 hours today."
- "Oh it's nothing. Think of the children who were born in Germany."

loan of 1,000 Swiss francs
A distinguished-looking gentleman walked into a bank in Geneva and said that he wanted a loan of 1,000 Swiss francs. What security can you ask, asked the banker. My Rolls Royce is parked out front of the bank, said the man. I will be away for 4 weeks. Here are the keys. A month later the man turned back to the bank and repay the loan. A total of 1,017 francs, including interest. Excuse me, asked the banker. But why borrow the 1,000 francs when you have the Rolls Royce and stuff? It's very simple, "replied the man. How on earth can you otherwise park a Rolls for a month for 17 francs?

Wife with PMS and GPS
- What happens if you get a wife with both PMS and GPS?
- A nag who can find one anywhere!