SMS Jokes

NASA
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Where you were born?
Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Prescription
A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" The lady says "To kill my husband." "I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription.

How does an electric motor run
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

Bestseller
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

What roll you like
Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ??? . . Meera : Wassay Tau I like Chicken Roll, Lekin Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HoN....

Glasses
English Man: "My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Never Used Glasses.." Meera: I Know.. Some People drink directly from BottLe!!!

SMS Jokes (Part 2)