Web SMS

Wrong Password
Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine, Ha ha I have seen your password, Pathan: What is it? Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *) Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

Third Wife
Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife. Lady: How many wives do you have? Doc : Two...

Give Opportunity
Wife To Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep. What Should I give to cure him? Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake.

Do you know
What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage? Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!! What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Husband Poetry
Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
Main ne nazroon ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyon ho
Main ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai
Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe ghomer
aur ab chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai
Sarey kaprey to jala daley hain begum ney
tan chupaney ko banyan phata rakha hai
Wahi Dunya main muqadder ka Sikander yahan Tehra
Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans ker asrar
Maar khaney main bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai

Are you virgin?
Harbjahn singh get married he asks his wife r u virgin ? wife replied kardi na sardaroon wali baat .. cricket ke spinner ko kabhi new ball milti hay

Missing You
Missing You. . . Is Not The Hard Part !!! But . . . Knowing That I Once Had You Is What Breaks My Heart . . . !!!

Web SMS (Part 2)